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Date 10/17/2008

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
"Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters ?"

"I can cut them for you," said the pharmacist, "but a
quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. "
"I am 96," said the old man. "I don't want an erection,
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on
my slippers."

Baker

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